Here’s Paris Hilton in her slutty little swimsuit with her new boyfriend lounging around the pool at the Hotel Du Cap in Anitbes near Cannes the other day. Alright so that’s not her boyfriend but I think she should at least give the old guy a chance, I’m sure he could introduce her to all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases she’s only ever read about in history books or heard about in the stories her grandmother used to tell her.
