I don’t know what’s happened to Paulina Rubio’s tight little body, actually that’s not true, I know exactly what happened to it, some dude got his greasy fingers all over it and knocked it up with his douchebag seed. Thanks asshole. Way to ruin a sweet little bikini body for the rest of us. Anyhow, here she is on the beach the other day looking a lot like well, I probably would in a bikini after a few dozen beers and a couple of corn dogs. Delicious.
