Everyone’s favorite nobody Audrina Patridge and her FrankenBeckham-tits grace the pages of Maxim Magazine this November. I’ve had just about enough of this chick, don’t get me wrong she’s got a body I’d like to bathe in Jell-O with for a few hours but her face rubs me the wrong way. Why so sleepy? Her tits on the other hand can rub me anyway they want.
