




I don’t watch Desperate Housewives for various reasons, mainly because I have testicles, but after seeing these pictures of Eva Longoria in her bikini I might have to start. She looks pretty damn good for someone who’s 40 something, I have no idea how old she is. Anyhow, that ass looks like it can handle a few teeth marks and maybe couple of whips with a twizzlers licorice stick? I’m into that kind of thing.